ALL I CAN SAY IS

today has been too much of a fucking roller coaster…

all I wanted to do was go home after calling up insurance companies all day!

I rode the first train going home which I almost missed. good thing it was two minutes late so I caught it (5 points for Alden!!), although I didn’t have time to buy a ticket which would’ve made them kick me out if I got caught.

thank God no one came to check! another 5 points! so relieved!

so I got off to transfer to the express train, got my ticket and sat down. “hell yeah I get to go home earlier today,” was what I was thinking!

my train came and guess the fuck what… right when the train stopped, I pulled out my fucking hand from my jacket pocket and my ticket flew out and landed down the stairs. negative 50 points!!! I had no time to retrieve it because it was a ramp thing where you had to go to the other side to exit. I couldn’t fucking believe it… so I ran to the ticket machine and tried to get another ticket like a maniac. just when you need your debit card to work it just wanted to be a bitch and not go through!!! after three attempted swipes, my ticket finally printed so I grabbed whatever was on the pan and ran to the train. omg I fucking made it. I felt like a boss! 25 points!

I sat down and looked through the things I grabbed from the ticket dispenser: first was my ticket, then my receipt, and then I saw another fucking ticket that I could’ve used for free! it wasn’t expired yet. -_____- fucking aye, I wasted $6.

here’s the best part: i put my hand in my jacket pocket and found my first ticket. turns out that the ticket that flew out was the one from my morning ride which was already expired. negative 10000000 points!!!

fuck it, I’m gonna drink tonight.

FUCK YOU MONDAY!!!!