You can’t lose something you never had.– How to lose a guy in 10 days (clever-lines) very very important lesson I learned.
Love is a like a bottle of the best vodka. No...
I'm a psychic!
I woke up from a dream with Thor crying because a figurine (or pot?) fell on him from a shelf because the house was shaking. so my eyes were open for a minute then the earthquake happened! dun dun duuuunnnn!!!
me sick and it's boyfriend's birthday.
boyfriend: “I really want to drink. can you drink with me?” me: “really?” (sarcastically) boyfriend: “is that a no?” -_____- happy birthday beeh! I love you!
A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman, but a beautiful woman with a brain is an...– Prabal Gurung (via katchkenda) (via toughbroad)
One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine,...– Charles Baudelaire (via misswallflower)
it's the tough times that show you who you can...
Fiona, Sahara, Anthony, Colin, Beebs, Jason, from the bottom of my heart, I appreciate what you guys did, taking the time to help me out and doing work. I owe you guys big time! thank you so much for your support! seriously, I can’t even emphasize how grateful I am for what you guys did. Aissele, the person I can rely on when ever, where ever, how ever. thank you for your support with...